Reversed Reality

A homeless man after an intense search through the garbage can in front of Sonsie Cafe,emerges with a bottle of some dark liquid. He pours it out and takes off with an empty bottle. I wonder why in the world he would need it for ?

I love my books so I always cover them for taking along on planes and subways.
One day a guy asked me if I am reading a "sex manual" that I felt the need to keep "under cover .

As a student in Bucharest I was asked to guide a group of foreign tourists through the city. After about two hours of driving, accompanied by my dry comments of -
"on the left you see the Village Museum" and on the right you admire the "Arch of Triumph " ....somebody finally, told me that the entire bus group was blind.